Free marketing tools for LA businesses
The calculators and generators we use on client calls, cleaned up for you. Everything runs on your device; nothing you type is sent anywhere or saved by us.
Built for the owners we talk to every week in Glendale, Burbank and the Valley: a restaurant pricing its delivery menu, a salon asking for reviews, a dentist checking what Google shows for the office. Start with the audit if you are not sure where to begin.
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Instant Marketing Audit
Type your business name and the platforms you use; get three likely leaks, three fixes and what we would do first. Takes 20 seconds.
Free · AI-generated · no account Open toolOn this device
Save a result from any tool and open it again later. Fill in My Business once and the tools fill in your name, phone and links for you. Both stay on this device and are not sent to us.
My BusinessYour name, phone, website and review link SavedResults you saved from the toolsReviews
Ask for them, answer them, and see what it takes to move your rating.
Google Review Link Generator
A link that opens the Google review box directly, plus the text message, email and printable counter card to ask with.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolReview Reply Generator
Pick the stars and what the customer mentioned; get three replies that sound like you wrote them, with privacy-safe wording for dental and medical offices.
Free · no AI · runs in your browser Open toolGoogle Rating Calculator
How many new 5-star reviews it takes to reach the rating you want, what a single 1-star review does, and how long it will take at your pace.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolGoogle and your website
What people see when they find you in Google Search and Maps, and on your own site.
Google Business Profile Post Builder
Write an update, offer or event for your Google listing, catch what gets posts rejected or skipped, preview it and tag the button link.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolSEO Title & Description Checker
See your page as a Google result on desktop and mobile and as a share card, with pixel-width warnings and copy-ready tags.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolLocalBusiness Schema Generator
Structured data for a restaurant, salon, dentist, auto shop or any local business: hours, address, phone, profiles, as one JSON-LD snippet with a checker.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolPosts, photos and texts
Plan the month, get the photo sizes right and keep each text message to one segment.
30-Day Content Calendar
A month of concrete post ideas for your type of business across Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and Google Business Profile. Shuffle, export CSV, copy.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolImage Resizer & Compressor
Menu and social photos resized to Instagram, Google Business Profile, delivery-app cover or website sizes, as JPEG or WebP, several at once, nothing uploaded.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolSMS Character & Segment Counter
How long a text message is, how many segments it bills as and which characters force Unicode, with a one-tap fix and a cost estimate for the send.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolAds, prices and deals
The math before you spend: ad budgets, delivery-app fees and discounts.
Ad Budget & Lead Calculator
Budget, cost per click, conversion and close rate in; clicks, leads, customers, revenue, ROAS and your break-even cost per lead out.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolDelivery Platform Fee Calculator
What a restaurant really keeps per UberEats, DoorDash or Grubhub order after commission, food cost, packaging and promos, and the price that protects the margin.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolDiscount & Profit Calculator
What 20% off, $5 off or buy one, get one free does to your profit, and how many more sales the deal needs just to break even.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolLinks and QR codes
Tracked links for each campaign, and codes for the counter, the menu and the front door.
UTM Link Builder
Tracked links for Google Ads, Meta, TikTok, email, your Google profile and QR codes, so Analytics shows which one brought the customer.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolQR Code Generator
Codes for your website, review link, menu, Wi-Fi, phone or a text message. A sharp PNG or SVG, or a printable counter card, with nothing to expire.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser Open toolWhy free, and what is the catch
Our own checklists
Each tool is a spreadsheet or a habit from client work: the delivery math we run before touching a restaurant’s UberEats menu, the schema we add to every site we build, the review link we set up on day one. We made them usable without us.
Nothing leaves your browser
The calculators, generators and the image resizer run entirely on your device. The UTM builder keeps your last ten links in your own browser storage, and so do the results you save and your My Business details; clear the links in the UTM builder and delete the rest on the Saved and My Business pages, any time. Only the Instant Audit sends what you type to an AI model, and it says so.
Some of this is a lot of work to keep doing
Posting three times a week, answering reviews, adjusting bids, resizing photos. If a tool shows you the gap and you would rather hand it off, that is what we do. No pressure either way.
Want us to do this for you?
Google and Meta ads, Google Maps SEO, websites, social and delivery-platform growth for San Fernando Valley businesses. Free 15-minute call with the owner, real numbers, no deck.